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Funky jelly vibrator review: Psychedelic
If you can get past the unholy smell upon first opening, this product is a surprise winner. Easy insertion, gentle on the lady bits, and a filling size make it an all-around solid choice for those...
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Magic Wand Original review: TKO
The Hitachi is one part terrifying, one part titillating. If you can get past the intimidation of masturbating with the Kalashnikov of sex toys, this thing is without a doubt a perpetual...
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Fifty Shades Darker: Book Two review: Glutton for Punishment
If you're planning a trip into the woods anytime soon, consider packing this novel in your emergency kit in case you need to light a fire. The story inside is utterly worthless and the characters easy...
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Body and Soul remote 2 review: Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun
Ditch the slacker bullet in your vibrating panties for something better! Dual stimulation promises quiet fun for all your public shenanigans. read review Category: Bullet and egg vibrators
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Medium rubber whip review: Cat o' Nine Fails
You wouldn't think that hammering a whip against someone's back repeatedly would feel like nothing, but somehow the makers of this toy found a way to defy science and make that happen. I can't imagine...
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Night rider stud review: Tell Me About It, Stud
Who needs fancy silicone toys? Night Rider holds its own with a solid lineup of pussy-rocking vibration patterns and a forgiving material that will be gentle on your nether bits even when your partner...
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Jelle review: Class for your Ass
What's silicone's best friend? Water-based lube, of course! What's anal play's best friend? Silicone lube. In a tragic, star-crossed fate that seems like it's not meant to be, Wicked Jelle comes along...
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Wartenberg pinwheel review: A Rose of Many Thorns
Don't skimp on a Wartenberg wheel! Where cheaper alternatives have dull points and big yawns, this quality toy has a row of finly-sharpened spikes that offer a wide range of unique sensations. Don't...
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Tweezers withs chain review: Tit-illating
These clamps are just titillating enough to satisfy a craving for pain-pleasure, but are just restrained enough for even the inexperienced beginner to find accessible. The masochists among us will be...
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Hearts leather thong whip review: A little leather for a lot of love
While it may not be much to look at, the Hearts leather thong whip has a secret power - it will undoubtedly fool its unsuspecting victims into thinking it won't hurt. We'll see who's laughing after a...
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Twistty silicone rabbit vibrator review: Oh Maia
Maia is PicoBong's best friend trying way too hard to be her. Don't be fooled by the shiny package job; Maia is all style and no substance, its weak motor failing to deliver any kind of memorable...
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